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Dark Chocolate Espresso Beans are a delicious and energizing treat that combines the bold, intense flavor of coffee with the rich, bittersweet taste of dark chocolate. They are not only a tasty treat but also a convenient way to enjoy a quick caffeine boost.
1/2 POUND
Attention all coffee enthusiasts, thrill-seekers, and chocolate addicts: prepare to have your taste buds do the cha-cha because we’re about to embark on a jittery journey of epic proportions.
Let’s address the elephant in the room: the caffeine content. These beans are not messing around folks. They’re like little energy bombs disguised as innocent snacks. You pop a handful in your mouth thinking “Oh, this will give me a little pick-me-up,” and next thing you know, you are speed-walking laps around your living room at 2 a.m., contemplating rearranging your furniture for fun. Is this legal meth? But hey, who needs sleep when you’ve got dark-chocolate covered espresso beans am I right?
Oh, and let’s talk portion control. Ha! Who are we kidding? Once you start, it’s hard to stop. It’s like trying to eat just one potato chip. Good luck with that!
In conclusion, these are a delightful snack that will brighten your day and possibly ruin your dinner plans (in the best way possible). Just remember to share… or not. Who am I to judge?
HA! Thank you, Matt, for taking the time to leave a review for our Dark Chocolate Espresso Beans. We're happy to hear that you enjoyed them and they provided you with a jittery journey of epic proportions.
We understand the struggle with portion control - these beans are just too delicious to stop at just one handful! And yes, we agree, who needs sleep when you have our caffeine-packed beans?
We appreciate your recommendation to share, but we won't judge if you decide to keep them all to yourself. Thank you again for choosing our product and we hope to continue providing you with delicious snacks.
Too funny... lol
The chocolate is great. I will definitely buy again
Great to hear, Kevin!
Bought as a treat for the wife. She loves them.
Great to hear, Kyle
I bought the expresso beans for my nephew and he thought they were so good that I had to buy him some more. Thank you, trapline coffee
Hi Mr. Jeff!!! Thanks for taking the time to leave us a review. We're so glad to hear that your nephew loved our dark chocolate espresso beans! We hope he enjoyed his second batch just as much. Thank you for choosing Trapline Coffee, we appreciate your support.
Best,
Trapline Coffee Team
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